CREATIVE DIRECTOR:
KAINE SEITZ

TEAM:
Carson Lucas
Jarvis Rush
Parker Grace
Andrew Dagz
Jack Tilton
Chandler Williamson

WE’RE                NOT             A               BRAND.
WE’RE A WARNING LABEL ON THE SIDE OF A LIP-STICK-STAINED BEER CAN®
STITCHED TOGETHER FROM DIVORCE PAPERS, GAS STATION RECEIPTS, AND ONE (1) BROKEN PROMISE.
THIS AINT Y2K.
THIS IS Y2-KILL-YOURSELF-IN-DIOR.
CIGARETTE BURNS, FUNERAL DRESSES, MUDDY HEELS ON A RUNWAY TO NOWHERE.
WE BLEACH OUR HAIR IN TRUCK STOP BATHROOMS.
WE DONT RECYCLE.
WE GET EVEN.
COUTURE FOR THE UNWANTED
LUXURY FOR PEOPLE WHO SHOULD NOT BE LEFT UNSUPERVISED
HAUETRASH IS A PROM NIGHT IN A THUNDERSTORM -
LACE SOAKED IN BLOOD AND COUGH SYRUP, A LIT CIGARETTE ON A GAS TANK, AND
A LOVE LETTER CARVED INTO A FROSTBITTEN WRIST.

SEITZ,  KAINE
DOB: 6/25/89 (35 YR/O) MALE
MRN: EP03274062 CSN:10196758627
HAR: 250903830 ADM: 6/13/2024